gonnahavealittlefun: I just have this hilarious mental image of Jack perched in a tree.
gonnahavealittlefun: tugging down his trousers and just wagging his ass at the moon
gonnahavealittlefun: "YEAH, 300 YEARS AND NOW YOU CRACK DROWNING TEENAGER JOKES. THIS IS A REAL MOON, BITCH"
Mani: Mani would so
Mani: send a moonbeam down
Mani: to nudge him off the tree
jardestiel: thefatpenguin: infinityonsigh: fueledbypeterick: bands always have that one member that’s more emo than the rest Definitely the guy in the hat definitely
The EquiVri Appreciation Blog: anactualferret: im... →
anactualferret: im lost in empty pillow talk again: shakethecobwebs: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit on nicki minaj… shakethecobwebs: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to…
Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
Rise of the Guardians Confessions: Rise of the... →
peachdoxie: In order to show our love of Rise of the Guardians, fans of the movie have decided to dedicate an entire day to reblogging ONLY Rise of the Guardians stuff, NO OTHER FANDOMS! When: July 6th, 2013, AKA the one year anniversary of when the second trailer was released! (watch it
the-winchester-initiative: mooneymannyinthesky: when people think it’s okay to insult your interests right in front of you
tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
rolan-pard: “every time you post something online the entire world sees it” yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
the-sonic-url: rneerkat: one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
sturmtruppen: granny smith has an apple for a cutie mark big macintosh has an apple for a cutie mark applejack has an apple for a cutie mark apple bloom, in all likelihood, has got those apple bottom genes
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